Well I have done over a week of Cloud Girlfriend and I have come to the following conclusions:

• I have met 6 nice guys on it, all from different backgrounds, ages, beliefs, occupations and location.  They are the only reason I will still check in.
• As expected, most men are douch bags.
• Long term, this is old technology that offers nothing to a user. Shit, in all honesty, it sucks!

The actual platform is terrible.  Here is what they need to improve immediately:

• Profile - Using fake profile pictures is fine but they are not going to get any long term traction or long term end user base with it.
• Profile - Need to allow users to customize their profile so you do not have to keep answering the same questions over and over.
• Profile - Allow for a news update so people know what is up
• Chat - Time stamp - so fucking simple
• Chat - Allow for chat rooms - allows for conversations
• Chat - Stop eating my chat

Here is a shout out to Paul Edwards, another CLOUDIE!! He even has a tumblr!  Checked it out - Servant of the Creative Impluse - very cool name!

I have to admit, Cloud Girlfriend is funny at times.  Basically a 2D chat place with really not much offered, nor is it the latest in technology.  But I am having fun talking with men - why can I not talk to women?  hello?!?  I am bisexual!!!  Some of the profiles are funny, most are lame. 

Profile of man that I rejected for a date:

Bob XXXXXXXXXXX

I need some pussy to fuck plz ;)))) just give me your body for one night and you will orgasm like she have never before ;)

I’m looking for:

They better be whoreish, slutty ass fuck, and wet as a hose on a hot afternoon. I need huge boobs and a wide pussy.

One of my Cloud Boyfriends said he reads my blog, or at least found it!  lol  That crack me up. 

So I am giving a shout out to Sahil Kumar!

I checked out Cloud Girlfriend - filled out my profile and bang - 26 dates in less than 24 hours

http://cloudgirlfriend.com/#profile/987009

I will keep you all posted if anything interesting happens… other than the one douche bag from India that I had to “defriend” after only 8 lines of chat due to instance that I be his alone.