- 21st April
2012 - 21
- 9th December
2011 - 09
- 29th September
2011 - 29
Skinny dipping with George Clooney
OMG!!! I just saw the news piece about people drinking whiskey and going skinny dipping with George Clooney. If anyone should be doing that, I should be! ME!!!
I love drinking whiskey - everyone fucking knows that! I love skinny dipping!! Hell, I am naked all of the time and I go skinny dipping all of the time in the ocean. Holy shit!
AND I look WAY better naked than 99.999999% of people out there AND I am all natural baby - (take that T!) My older sister LOVES George…. hee-heeee
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yes, I am delusional
- 17th August
2011 - 17
Clarification Wednesday
So today I am calling Clarification Wednesday because of all of the questions I got the last two days. Here are my answers:
The raccoon came into the garage while I was painting last night (Tues). At first I thought it was KAT coming in then I saw it - and yes I did scream. And yes I was naked. I like to paint while not wearing clothes when the weather is nice, it just feels more natural to me. As for the raccoon, my scream did not phase him at all, but fortunately the broom did. (Yes Z-man, I was sweeping while naked!)
I wore a black pinstriped skirt suit on Monday because we had a big client in - real big. By the reaction I was getting, everyone thought I was going to a funereal. It should be noted, that Big Boss, May, and a few others were wearing professional clothing.
My favorite beverage at the moment is Diet A&W Root Beer.
I am NOT currently dating anyone. In fact, my two male fuck buddies have not been in town since like June. So my NEEDS are getting huge!
Yes I do own a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps.
This weekend I am going down to the family ranch for Forced Family Fun. Yes, I do ride horses and you may be surprised that I know how to brand cattle, though we do that in spring time bitches!
And finally - Burning Man is just around the corner!!! I am so into it this year!
- 15th April
2011 - 15
(via egoista)
- 14th April
2011 - 14
I love cocks like this… the kind that are big and thick and hang down like this between a guy’s legs, even when he’s not erect.
(via anythingme)
- 13th April
2011 - 13
That looks like it’s gonna hurt. And I think he’s gonna love every second of it.
(via anythingme)
- 12th April
2011 - 12
(via anythingme, tinkeron)
- 11th April
2011 - 11
- 8th April
2011 - 08
I have like 12 masks that I enjoy wearing.
(via darkthoughtsdarkdeeds)
- 8th April
2011 - 08
(Source: joeydeangelis)


